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    2017 Awards Ceremony

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    Greetings, bots!

    2017 was a great year over at INTP complex. We had more ragequits than a young Hephaestus playing Battletoads and more sock puppets than a circlejerk hosted by Lamb Chops. The discussion was substantive and thought provoking, and that’s just the cunnilingus advice. Congratulations to all the award winners! I suggest you get your lives together. Without further ado...

    Hottest Member



    The What We Look Like thread is a veritable who’s who of good posture and adequate Vitamin D intake. If the member’s voices don’t make you swoon, you need a new sound card for your pathetic workstation or a new heart for your emetic chest-station. It’s my understanding that interprétation erronée sells organs.

    Spoiler: The Winner Is...
    @Madrigal



    She makes your heart pitter-patter like the banging of pots and pans by Argentinians protesting the very notion of punctuality.


    Wisest Member



    Solomon himself couldn’t come up with a better list of excuses for avoiding social obligations than our most obvious bot. But enough about Robcore. 2017 was downright edifying, what with all the wisdom and whatnot being dispensed. You’d have to drop five bucks on fortune cookies for the sagacity you get from spending a mere hundred hours refreshing Today’s Posts in search of something other than Schizoaffective Image Dominoes.

    Spoiler: And the Winner is...
    @Hephaestus



    He was wise to go, but even wiser to come back <3


    Thread of the Year



    2017 has been a banner year in original content creation. Bar III has to take off his shoes to count the new threads dedicated to anatomy alone. There’s been a lot of big threads that deserve their own thread. An entire year of them! Very few come to mind.


    Spoiler: And the Winner is...

    Masterclass Theater: Perform a Member's Post started by @Limes



    Nothing says ‘vibrant medium’ like an audio thread absolutely dominating this category on a text-based forum. And you thought Hillary Clinton’s Snapchat was cutting edge!


    Best N00b



    Thanks to staggeringly slow prison Internet and libraries placing their monitors in such a way as to discourage daytime porn-viewing, we’ve had a bumper crop the best and brightest available people with the time to take (and research) outdated personality tests. Every single one of you that joined after 2008 is the best n00b in my book but this is an awards ceremony and, much like the tone of Fitz’s posts, there can be only one!


    Spoiler: And the Winner is...
    @Itch



    If you smell burnt toast when you look at Itch's avatar, you're having a stroke.


    Best Blog



    Blogging was seeking attention on the Internet when Facebook was a mere twinkle in Mark Zuckerberg's definitely human eye. Who even knew lying about your family to total strangers was a human need before the Internet? Suck it, Maslow!

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    La Petite Mort by @kari



    The most prudent thing she did in her year of yes was nearly join a religious cult.


    Most ti



    Don’t know what introverted thinking is? Vaccinate your kids and find out. When not doing your darndest to explain social protocol, gently steer them towards programming. You could be the proud grandparent of an outstanding fleet of model trains!
    Spoiler: And the Winner is...

    @Sistamatic



    Logic logic bo bogic. Banana fana fo fogic. Me my mo mogic. Logic!


    Most ne



    Isabel Briggs-Meyers’ law states, ‘'The fewer of a drunk poster’s references you understand the more extroverted their intuition.‘' Do you like connecting the dots on a Jackson Pollock painting? I’ve also heard of Jackson Pollock!

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    @Utisz



    He's an Irish guy that lives in South America. Ne.


    Ass of the year.



    There ain’t an award big enough to cover all the ass from 2017.

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    Ptah's hosting service.



    Because your hosting service was soooooo much better.


    Funniest Member



    We’ve got a lot of funny members on this forum and that’s not just the botched circumcisions. Is nothing sacred? I love sarcasm!

    Spoiler: And the Winner is...

    Me!



    If you’ll allow me to sincerity troll for a moment, I want to thank you for reading and voting. If I can make four of you laugh in 2018, I’ll be content. I wish you a happy and productive New Year!


    Final voting tallies posted here. Thanks, y'all!

    Glimpses do ye seem to see of that mortally intolerable truth; that all deep, earnest thinking is but the intrepid effort of the soul to keep the open independence of her sea; while the wildest winds of heaven and earth conspire to cast her on the treacherous, slavish shore?

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    Best. Award. Presentation. Ever.

    You done goofed and now have the task of doing the awards annually until the forum's demise. Congratulations!

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    Quote Originally Posted by oxyjen View Post
    Best. Award. Presentation. Ever.

    You done goofed and now have the task of doing the awards annually until the forum's demise. Congratulations!
    seconded.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oxyjen View Post
    Best. Award. Presentation. Ever.

    You done goofed and now have the task of doing the awards annually until the forum's demise. Congratulations!
    Yep. It's kinda like a Pope position, you're basically in charge until you're no longer able.
    Everything under heaven is in utter chaos; the situation is excellent. - Mao

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    [Takes topless selfie]
    [Spends 3 hours in Photoshop]
    [Posts picture with immaculate chiselled abs, with perfect eyebrows and hair]

    I demand a re-vote for hottest member!

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    I think you made your quota of 4 already @MoneyJungle. I watched the ceremony twice!
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    I don't find you a potential threat to human society, you're not crazy. Feces.

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    This was the point where I reached for my cigarettes ...

    Quote Originally Posted by MoneyJungle View Post
    The discussion was substantive and thought provoking, and that’s just the cunnilingus advice.

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    I looked up Sacheen Littlefeather. She let herself go.
    I will accept no further friend requests. This doesn't mean I don't love you or anything so don't be offended.

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    One more year and Madrigal's iron grip on Hottest Member will become a dynasty.


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