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    I'm shittier than you because...

    When I was a sociopath (I'm not anymore), I labeled Halloween candies with "Santa's Not Real," and distributed those candies to [what I perceived as] rude trick or treaters.

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    Aged 7, I went around my neighborhood, knocking on doors raising charity for Doctor Barnardo's orphans and handing out booklets I found at school. Spent all the money on junk food and cigarettes.
    It's a hard knock life.

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    Lord Jesús!

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    I'm pretty sure most of you are shittier than me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Limes View Post
    Aged 7, I went around my neighborhood, knocking on doors raising charity for Doctor Barnardo's orphans and handing out booklets I found at school. Spent all the money on junk food and cigarettes.
    It's a hard knock life.
    I think I did something like that. In the 70s I would see picture of a bunch of kids standing together, associated with some charity. I drew a bunch of kids and wrapped the paper around a jar and I think I tried to collect money but I have no memory of going door to door and I don't remember getting any. My guess is I went to an apartment or two and got a little money.
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    The neighborhood kids in the home behind us outnumbered me an my sister in a snowball fight. We evened things out by flinging dog shit over the fence. They retreated. That's pretty shitty.

    I sold a kid in the neighborhood magazines that I picked up from the curb in front of his house. I used the selling point that his mom would probably like them. He didn't realize that his mom had thrown them out.

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    In high school, I drove a stolen and abandoned car that my peers got started along the snow hill railway line in Birmingham. The very same railway line is now shown in the movie: Ready Player one, disguised as a Cleveland neighborhood. It's Livery street in Birmingam, the road that runs parallel with the rail line.

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    I'm actually a pretty nice guy

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    I walked out of two stores forgetting to pay for something, realized it in about 30 seconds, and didn't go back to pay. The last time was a few weeks ago at the supermarket. Before that it was 10-15 years ago at Staples.
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    I don't think I've ever given to charity, and I don't even care enough to come up with some bullshit excuse as to why not.

    Edit: Actually, that's not true. I did donate a bunch of stuff when I left the States, but that was more out of convenience than goodwill.

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