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    Senior Member Tetris Champion notdavidlynch's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by notdavidlynch View Post
    Uh, I could keep going, but I won't.
    I change my mind all the time.

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    I do all of my jobs wrong on purpose after getting past the probation period because companies only hire me when there's more work to do than anybody can ever check, and I'm always mad because they should pay me more and retain me full time.

    I take organic groceries to the self checkout and ring them up as regular.

    I'm late on all my breaks and go to the bathroom once an hour.
    Last edited by flurps; 04-12-2018 at 08:36 PM.

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    I used to program in Perl without using strict and using the reset function.
    I will accept no further friend requests. This doesn't mean I don't love you or anything so don't be offended.

    "You look late twenties" - LordLatch

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    My wife tells me to limit screen time for the toddler when she goes out and then we sit in front of the tv for as many hours as the kid can stand.

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    Senior Member BarIII's Avatar
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    I lied about my birth date when I registered for this forum.
    I will accept no further friend requests. This doesn't mean I don't love you or anything so don't be offended.

    "You look late twenties" - LordLatch

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    I will never defrag my hard drive.

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    flurps is a ssshitbag 😂

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    Hasta Siempre Madrigal's Avatar
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    I can't think of any funny anecdotes because I'm only shitty about terribly important things.

    (am I doing this right?)
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    Heh. We've been here years now.

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    I liked the little bit of Star Trek Discovery that I saw. CBS All Access is stupid. I don't care about anything else CBS has to offer.

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    Meae Musae Servus Hephaestus's Avatar
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    I poop an average of three times a day.
    Most of time, when people ask why something terrible happened, they don't realize they are looking for someone to blame.

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