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    Babies with forum members

    Guys (those who want but don't have children): You're undergoing a procedure next month that will make you forever infertile. Every forum lady wants to have your children. They don't care if you raise them alone or with them, they just want to have your children, but they'll marry you if you want. Do you look elsewhere first or do you chose a forum lady?

    Forum ladies: Same deal. Your eggs are toast in a month. Do you go hunting or choose a forum guy?

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    I pick you BarIII

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    Quote Originally Posted by rokki balbotox View Post
    I pick you BarIII
    Oh no, my babies will have weak legs!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rokki balbotox View Post
    I pick you BarIII
    Same. Barlll harem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blorg View Post
    Same. Barlll harem.
    They'll feel old the day they start eating solid food.

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    I'd probably choose a forum lady but the best thing for most people may be to date others until the last minute in case you find someone better. Some forum members have known each other for years and they may feel that a month with someone else wouldn't be as strong as what they have with a forum member.
    Last edited by BarIII; 06-02-2018 at 05:38 PM.

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    "I've got two tickets to awkwardise,
    Won't you pack your bags, we'll leave tonight"

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    I don't know who I'd pick though. I don't even know the sex of some of you.

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    I will inseminate them as I'm being choked to death and then they can eat my flesh as sustenance for our baby to grow into an ubermensch that will grow up and become the leader of the anti-anti-anti-anti-fascist movement and part time union disbander.

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    I don't choose anyone at all. Particularly, I can't think of anyone on this forum that'd be a suitable mother. But also


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