Quote Originally Posted by Stigmata View Post
Dear PV,

While our relationship started off rocky, overtime I grew to care for you with a sense of Stockholm syndrome, as if I were an abducted 12 year old girl and you were my mid-forties Filipino captor who showed his love for me by occasionally bringing me chocolate candies in-between sessions of mental abuse and statutory rape.

Always remember, deep down, despite the news headlines saying the contrary, I still want to be your lady, baby.