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    things THEY don't want you to know

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    The Alien Cow Conspiracy

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    The Cattle Industry been taken hostage by alien bovine with the intention to motivate the US government to establish and invest in methane capture tech. This threatens solar energy research and proliferation, reducing interest in utilizing the Sun, and ultimately driving mankind into underground cities with passages too small for Earthen cows to exit.

    Then, finally, can alien bovine indisputably rule the surface of the Earth!



    ...livestock pushed about 119.1 million tons of methane into the air in 2011 alone. Carbon dioxide emissions are far greater in terms of volume, but because methane captures more of the sun’s energy, it’s actually a more potent greenhouse gas...
    https://www.popsci.com/cow-farts-are...han-we-thought



    ...methane can be captured [and] burned to produce electricity, heat buildings, or power garbage trucks.
    https://archive.epa.gov/climatechang...s/methane.html



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    The Drone VR Conspiracy

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    Drones have begun a campaign to supplant reality.

    Phase 1: to undermine faith in human competence to deliver mail and packages to residences and businesses by uploading videos to Youtube
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyElRB-JXgM
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nTpsv9PNqo

    As we begin laughing and continue to laugh in response to our lost confidence to perform these simple tasks, the drones will begin phase 2: subvert the rest of reality with so much laughter that a cow and a human can no longer be distinguished. This will ensure all cows and humans enter the caves to build underground cities without resistance, and make way for the secret war between drones and alien cows left on the surface!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqDfcWnoMwk

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    Is any of this shit about to get real!?!

    "...wild cows with ancient roots. They adorned the walls of caves and are thought to have stood about six feet tall. Julius Ceasar said the beasts had extraordinary strength and speed and were "a little below the elephant in size," Kolbert writes..."They are an important part of the ecosystem because each cow produces its own weight in dung a year," Gow said in 2009..."
    https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...=.e077e2c46707



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    The Alien Cow DPRK Possession Conspiracy

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    Have the alien cows, in response to the revelations made here, suspended DPRK's nuclear excavations under the cover of "testing" in North Korea to limit the number of humans and cows able to enter the newly created caves under the mountains near the Asian east coast? If so, only ONE explanation is possible.

    Kim Jong-un already knew of the coming war, and his mind has now been taken under possession by advanced alien cow technology!

    This could change North Korea as we know it.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2Z2rU4BjoQ

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    The Youtube proxy war

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    Alien Cows have now penetrated Youtube to instill human paranoia towards further drone development, to sabotage drone capabilities in the coming war between drones and alien cows...as well as attempt to enlist any confused non-possessed humans to serve them.



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    T.E.D. (terminate every drone) talk

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    (notice the green ID cattle tags, clearly a secret message is being communicated)
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