21 pointlessly gendered products
My favorite:
The only tools that should be in here are a cell phone and your dad’s phone number, AM I RIGHT, LADIES?!
21 pointlessly gendered products
My favorite:
The only tools that should be in here are a cell phone and your dad’s phone number, AM I RIGHT, LADIES?!
There's a point. It's to make money.
Razor blades.
Everything under heaven is in utter chaos; the situation is excellent. - Mao
Those are in the link as well. They even have gendered electric razors!Originally Posted by Madrigal
Pfff
After capitalism is dead, I still want things to come in pink, though.
Everything under heaven is in utter chaos; the situation is excellent. - Mao
As long as it is in the plan, all things are possible.
The normal colors used for tools are too masculine and aggressive. I'm scared to touch them with my woman hands. Pink handles give me the confidence to fix my house.
Number 19 is just the author failing to recognize what those cards are for--to be fair, usually the 'boy' and 'girl' would be preceded by "It's a" and followed by an exclamation mark. Or at least, that's the first thought that came to my mind. A gift card for people who want to help out new parents, but don't want to deal with a bunch of bullshit about why their gift is a deathtrap or doesn't fit said parent's vision for how to raise their kid.
The masculinated tissues seem like a no-joke product to me too. Man-kleenex need to be softer, tougher, thicker, and uh... more absorbent. Really, what a man wants in a kleenex is a disposable shammy to soak up private shame. The box also needs to be more durable because it will get rougher handling.
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guys shouldn't be afraid of pink. it's a great color.
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