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    This thread will make you stupid

    21 pointlessly gendered products

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    The only tools that should be in here are a cell phone and your dad’s phone number, AM I RIGHT, LADIES?!

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    There's a point. It's to make money.

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    Razor blades.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Madrigal View Post
    Razor blades.
    Those are in the link as well. They even have gendered electric razors!

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    Pfff


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    After capitalism is dead, I still want things to come in pink, though.
    Everything under heaven is in utter chaos; the situation is excellent. - Mao

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    As long as it is in the plan, all things are possible.

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    The normal colors used for tools are too masculine and aggressive. I'm scared to touch them with my woman hands. Pink handles give me the confidence to fix my house.

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    Number 19 is just the author failing to recognize what those cards are for--to be fair, usually the 'boy' and 'girl' would be preceded by "It's a" and followed by an exclamation mark. Or at least, that's the first thought that came to my mind. A gift card for people who want to help out new parents, but don't want to deal with a bunch of bullshit about why their gift is a deathtrap or doesn't fit said parent's vision for how to raise their kid.

    The masculinated tissues seem like a no-joke product to me too. Man-kleenex need to be softer, tougher, thicker, and uh... more absorbent. Really, what a man wants in a kleenex is a disposable shammy to soak up private shame. The box also needs to be more durable because it will get rougher handling.
    --Mention of these things is so taboo, they aren't even allowed a name for the prohibition. It is just not done.

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    guys shouldn't be afraid of pink. it's a great color.

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