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    Holywood

    Explain the plot of the dyslexic movie title above you and then deftly avoid being a dick by giving your own dyslexic movie title for the next person.

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    City of Angles: The acute take advantage of the obtuse, while a few try to do the right thing.

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    The Seventh Sale: This is the journey of a medieval cloth merchant, tested by Death himself to break the single-day wool skirt sales record in Sussex County or die trying.

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    The Wet Sides Story: a young dolphin discovers a special porpoise in life, but their families object.

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    Straw Wars
    Most of time, when people ask why something terrible happened, they don't realize they are looking for someone to blame.

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     Straw Wars

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    A long time ago in a haybarn far, far away ...

    EPISODE V
    THE REDNECK STRIKES BACK

    It is a period of civil war. Rebel mites, striking from a hidden bushel, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Redneck. During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the Redneck's ultimate weapon, the MATCH BOX, an armored weapons container with enough power to destroy an entire haybarn.

    Entrenched in the Redneck’s sinister armpit, Princess Scabiei burrows down deep in the skin, custodian of the hopeful larvae that can save her cousins and restore freedom to the colony….


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    A Merkin Beauty

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    A Merkin Beauty: A young woman's erotic journey from Milan to Minsk in search of a fake bush for her alopecia razed garden.

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    The Tale of Rumpledforeskin
    Most of time, when people ask why something terrible happened, they don't realize they are looking for someone to blame.

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    The Tale of Rumpledforeskin - In order to pay her father's debts, a beautiful maiden is forced to marry a horrible man who forces her to work her fingers to bone. Fearing that the work will destroy her beauty, she promises a misshapen dwarf magician her firstborn child if he will use his magic to do all her work -- plot twist -- she falls in love with the dwarf and he fathers her firstborn. They run away together and live happily ever after.
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    Plop Fiction
    Insults are effective only where emotion is present. -- Spock, "Who Mourns for Adonais?" Stardate 3468.1.

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    Plop Fiction: A literal turd is stuffed into a suit, voiced by chris pine doing a john travolta impersonation. He goes around LA eating sandwiches and stealing drinks of water from people's hoses, delivering snappy dialogue before finally smearing himself on a napkin and pressing himself into a diner window on wilshire blvd.

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    re: Ear Window

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