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    Holywood

    Explain the plot of the dyslexic movie title above you and then deftly avoid being a dick by giving your own dyslexic movie title for the next person.

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    City of Angles

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    City of Angles: The acute take advantage of the obtuse, while a few try to do the right thing.

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    Your gardening sucks and your avocados ain't fruitin'. -- Sappho the Maestro

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    The Seventh Sale: This is the journey of a medieval cloth merchant, tested by Death himself to break the single-day wool skirt sales record in Sussex County or die trying.

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    We didn't land on Plymouth Rock. Plymouth Rock landed on us.

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    The Wet Sides Story: a young dolphin discovers a special porpoise in life, but their families object.

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    Straw Wars
    People think they understand their own mortality, even when that understanding has just changed.

    --Meditations on Uncertainty Vol ξ(x)

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     Straw Wars

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    A long time ago in a haybarn far, far away ...

    EPISODE V
    THE REDNECK STRIKES BACK

    It is a period of civil war. Rebel mites, striking from a hidden bushel, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Redneck. During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the Redneck's ultimate weapon, the MATCH BOX, an armored weapons container with enough power to destroy an entire haybarn.

    Entrenched in the Redneck’s sinister armpit, Princess Scabiei burrows down deep in the skin, custodian of the hopeful larvae that can save her cousins and restore freedom to the colony….


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    A Merkin Beauty

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    A Merkin Beauty: A young woman's erotic journey from Milan to Minsk in search of a fake bush for her alopecia razed garden.

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    The Tale of Rumpledforeskin
    People think they understand their own mortality, even when that understanding has just changed.

    --Meditations on Uncertainty Vol ξ(x)

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    The Tale of Rumpledforeskin - In order to pay her father's debts, a beautiful maiden is forced to marry a horrible man who forces her to work her fingers to bone. Fearing that the work will destroy her beauty, she promises a misshapen dwarf magician her firstborn child if he will use his magic to do all her work -- plot twist -- she falls in love with the dwarf and he fathers her firstborn. They run away together and live happily ever after.
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    Plop Fiction
    Insults are effective only where emotion is present. -- Spock, "Who Mourns for Adonais?" Stardate 3468.1.

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    Plop Fiction: A literal turd is stuffed into a suit, voiced by chris pine doing a john travolta impersonation. He goes around LA eating sandwiches and stealing drinks of water from people's hoses, delivering snappy dialogue before finally smearing himself on a napkin and pressing himself into a diner window on wilshire blvd.

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    re: Ear Window

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    Ear Window: Sound engineer, confined to his apartment with erectile disfunction. Impotent and isolated, he eavesdrops on his neighbours across the way. One day he hears them welcome a visitor. The visitor introduces himself as Mike Pence. The sound engineer starts to feel a familiar tingling ...

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    Bravecock

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    Bravecock: A brave bantam tries his luck in the cock ring. He chokes on his misuse of words.

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    Insults are effective only where emotion is present. -- Spock, "Who Mourns for Adonais?" Stardate 3468.1.

    It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. -- Aristotle

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