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    Thumbs up Why men don't pull the trigger

    Lotta men been slippin lately. Sinny said her ex used to sleep right beside her but he nevr made a move. Never even took a peek at it. Y'know why? He ain't had no game. That's why there's PUA.

    Welcome to my wolrd -- ax me how I gets them bishes and I'll tell you. How? That game. Pure and unadulterated. It's street knowledge.You can't make this up. My proven techniques make them panties disintegrate.

    I could make'a pair'a cloth panties melt. Now how you gone explain sucha alchemical mystery bout how some pink cotton melted off that booty? Game!

    It's Pure. And unadulterated. It's street knowledge. You can't make this up.

    I woke up this morning to some toast and a cup'a cold juice. Given to me by some woman I nevr met before, wearin just an apron. Do you wanna serve me the most important meal of the day so I can be a healthy person or give me a fat boner? Idk. How my gone be asleep one minute, ok. And then wake up another havin a sexy breakfast. Literally like no transition. You know how? Pure. Un. Adulterated. Game!

    It's street knowledge. You can't make this up.

    You can't.

    I've tried it. It's not possible.

    Everything that exits my mouth is absolute truth.

    Men, aspire to do better. Be curious. Ask yourself what's inside those panties Hell, maybe I can pull the trigger. Then do it. Pick up the pistol. Don't inspect it. You already know what it is, you already know what it do. Will Smith, the Smith of bending reality at will, my mentor, once told me, well it was from his movie, he said "if you want somethan, take it!"

    So go take that shit. That's all the wisdom I'm gonna share today.

    That shit is simple.

    *mic drop*
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    Senior Member Sinny's Avatar
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    I thought this was going to be about male suicide.
    Lol.
    Those who begin coercive elimination of dissent soon find themselves exterminating dissenters. Compulsory unification of opinion achieves only the unanimity of the graveyard.

    ~ Robert Jackson, Statesman (1892-1954)


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    Sinny, you woke af. I like that. I've gotten over the sad stuff. Now I'm just trying to get @GrapeJohnson to stop being a slicker and move West. Make them money moves. His torso swallowed his nuts.

    Do some! Say some! Java script woopin yo ass nigga... Pull the trigger.

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    What's the relationship between game and swag flow?

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    I once told my uber driver that I had no game when she told me to start interrupting women eating meals in restaurants to tell them I liked them and she laughed and introduced me to her church.
    Lord have mercy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ACow View Post
    What's the relationship between game and swag flow?
    Who you pop quizin? Swag flow's yo pimp game in perpituity. It's street knowledge. You can't make this up.

    You can't.

    Talkin bout poppin some ... don't make me pop this trunk on you! I know you know what it is. *dust dirt off of shoulder*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Limes View Post
    I once told my uber driver that I had no game when she told me to start interrupting women eating meals in restaurants to tell them I liked them and she laughed and introduced me to her church.
    Lord have mercy.
    Wow church lady, how wild and spontaneous lol ... but who needs game with a six figure income and an endless fund of credit? Come to think of it, that is quintessential game. Money and long gangly fingers to clutch it with.

    Next time you see that Uber driver be sure to slap the shit out her for disrespectin the game *whappow*. Then apologize for having to teach her a lesson. At her lowest point give her some money then offer her a job.

    Them bishes...

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    I pulled the trigger last night. Funny how we had a similar night. I got sum merely by extolling the virtues of Rhino viagra you buy at gas stations, but had the most endless romantic night ever, even took a long shower. It was one of those falling in love for the night kinda deals, vibed at a serious relationship level. Just the most tan silky body and and milky kind of beauty like:

    Spoiler: yeah


    People hate Louis CK, but he was just a guy pulling the trigger *hysterical smiley face* *hysterical smiley face*

    Yeah I'm not ready for my pilgrimage yet, but long as the forum stays up, u have my number, so to speak lol
    Memelogical qoutient

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    Hasta Siempre Madrigal's Avatar
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    There used to be a lot of threads about having no game, those were fun!
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    Heh. We've been here years now.

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