I love the Olympics. Maybe not as much as some people, but I like them to an irrational degree.
So will there be a terrorist incident? Do the Russians actually spy on hotel bathrooms? Will they stop killing dogs in the city? Can Russia capture gold in hockey the way the Canadians did in their home country four years ago? Will there be a statement in favor of gay rights akin to the 1968 Olympics?
Competition actually began on Thursday, but the opening ceremony was today.
Personally I am down for some curling. That is a strange sport. I am fascinated by it.
Luge and skeleton terrify the crap out of me. Those people must be insane. Don't care for figure skating, I don't like sports that are decided on aesthetic standards.
Who will Putin make pay for the snowflake failing to open into a ring? (Russian viewers actually got a cutaway to practice footage where they all worked.)
I'm not even going to mention the double toilets.
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