Embarrassing stories

**Utisz** · 02-11-2014, 02:21 AM

I kinda told one here about an inappropriate erection.

Your turn?

**Utisz** · 02-11-2014, 03:16 AM

This one time I started a thread on a discussion forum for INTPs asking for embarrassing stories and I pointed to a story about having an inappropriate erection on a bus but nobody else replied. They totally left me hanging the bastards. It was so fucking embarrassing!

**Hermione** · 02-11-2014, 03:31 AM

I never had an inappropriate erection on a bus. That kind of left me hanging. Got it?

.. I'm sure I'll think of another eventually. I try so hard to forget.

**Utisz** · 02-11-2014, 03:57 AM

Originally Posted by Hermione

I never had an inappropriate erection on a bus. That kind of left me hanging. Got it?

*groan*

.. I'm sure I'll think of another eventually. I try so hard to forget.

So do I, but then you're walking along all happy in the sunshine, ladidadida, happy thoughts, and then *BAM*, all of a sudden you're reliving some embarrassing memory, no?

**Hermione** · 02-11-2014, 04:03 AM

Originally Posted by Utisz

So do I, but then you're walking along all happy in the sunshine, ladidadida, happy thoughts, and then *BAM*, all of a sudden you're reliving some embarrassing memory, no?

Oh, please. Only twice, nope, wait. Okay, three times today. I cannot give up embarrassing myself. It's a gift.

**Madrigal** · 02-11-2014, 04:17 AM

One day I was having what I thought was a serious discussion with a maoist peer, we were at a bookstand, and then my (crazy) bf at the time became bored with the discussion so he took my hand while I was talking and started sucking my finger in a very sexual way. Like, right in front of the maoist. Astoundingly, I wasn't even paying attention to what he was doing because I was too focused on whatever it is I was discussing. I was just holding my hand out to the side and ignoring him as if he was a dog, while I talked to the maoist. Then the maoist finally went away and I realized that my bf had been sucking my finger the whole time. I wanted the earth to open up underneath me.

**mthomps** · 02-11-2014, 05:02 AM

So this one time I was at the mall and I was 12 years old. I wanted taco bell from the food court so stood in line for 10 minutes, got up to the counter and started ordering a bunch of tacos.

That's when the cashier cut me off with a "dude this isn't taco bell, that's over there" So then I walked 15 feet over to the taco bell and waited in line while a bunch of people laughed for a few minutes.

**Madrigal** · 02-11-2014, 05:33 AM

Originally Posted by mthomps

So this one time I was at the mall and I was 12 years old. I wanted taco bell from the food court so stood in line for 10 minutes, got up to the counter and started ordering a bunch of tacos.

That's when the cashier cut me off with a "dude this isn't taco bell, that's over there" So then I walked 15 feet over to the taco bell and waited in line while a bunch of people laughed for a few minutes.

That's not embarassing.

**stigmatica** · 02-11-2014, 05:41 AM

I just want to say up-front that these should be about the posters, not their brothers.

**Fitz** · 02-11-2014, 05:53 AM

I was at the gym squatting when I noticed a girl checking me out in the mirror... I added a couple more plates to impress her. I figured if I gave it everything I'd be able to lift it. Fucking nope. I got stuck at the bottom. I started to strain super hard to get that up and it's working...then I let loose the loudest most disgusting protein fart which happened to coincide perfectly when the gym cut the music to announce something. I dropped the weights on the safeties and got the fuck out of there. I sat in my car for a few minutes thinking how much my butthole hurt. That was the last time I went to that gym.