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    Embarrassing stories


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    This one time I started a thread on a discussion forum for INTPs asking for embarrassing stories and I pointed to a story about having an inappropriate erection on a bus but nobody else replied. They totally left me hanging the bastards. It was so fucking embarrassing!

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    I never had an inappropriate erection on a bus. That kind of left me hanging. Got it?

    .. I'm sure I'll think of another eventually. I try so hard to forget.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hermione View Post
    I never had an inappropriate erection on a bus. That kind of left me hanging. Got it?
    *groan*

    .. I'm sure I'll think of another eventually. I try so hard to forget.
    So do I, but then you're walking along all happy in the sunshine, ladidadida, happy thoughts, and then *BAM*, all of a sudden you're reliving some embarrassing memory, no?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Utisz View Post


    So do I, but then you're walking along all happy in the sunshine, ladidadida, happy thoughts, and then *BAM*, all of a sudden you're reliving some embarrassing memory, no?
    Oh, please. Only twice, nope, wait. Okay, three times today. I cannot give up embarrassing myself. It's a gift.
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    One day I was having what I thought was a serious discussion with a maoist peer, we were at a bookstand, and then my (crazy) bf at the time became bored with the discussion so he took my hand while I was talking and started sucking my finger in a very sexual way. Like, right in front of the maoist. Astoundingly, I wasn't even paying attention to what he was doing because I was too focused on whatever it is I was discussing. I was just holding my hand out to the side and ignoring him as if he was a dog, while I talked to the maoist. Then the maoist finally went away and I realized that my bf had been sucking my finger the whole time. I wanted the earth to open up underneath me.
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    So this one time I was at the mall and I was 12 years old. I wanted taco bell from the food court so stood in line for 10 minutes, got up to the counter and started ordering a bunch of tacos.

    That's when the cashier cut me off with a "dude this isn't taco bell, that's over there" So then I walked 15 feet over to the taco bell and waited in line while a bunch of people laughed for a few minutes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mthomps View Post
    So this one time I was at the mall and I was 12 years old. I wanted taco bell from the food court so stood in line for 10 minutes, got up to the counter and started ordering a bunch of tacos.

    That's when the cashier cut me off with a "dude this isn't taco bell, that's over there" So then I walked 15 feet over to the taco bell and waited in line while a bunch of people laughed for a few minutes.
    That's not embarassing.
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    I just want to say up-front that these should be about the posters, not their brothers.
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    I was at the gym squatting when I noticed a girl checking me out in the mirror... I added a couple more plates to impress her. I figured if I gave it everything I'd be able to lift it. Fucking nope. I got stuck at the bottom. I started to strain super hard to get that up and it's working...then I let loose the loudest most disgusting protein fart which happened to coincide perfectly when the gym cut the music to announce something. I dropped the weights on the safeties and got the fuck out of there. I sat in my car for a few minutes thinking how much my butthole hurt. That was the last time I went to that gym.

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