Valentine’s Day is fast approaching!
It’s the one day a year where love reigns supreme and where we celebrate love in all it’s forms.
Some of you are lucky enough to have the perfect love in your life, while others are still searching. Perhaps your relationship could use a little boost. Perhaps you need a little advice for the bedroom. Perhaps you’re still searching for the one.
We all need a little help from time to time. The doctor is in, and he’s here for you.
Don't buy into it!!!
This world jiggles with the thick animated scum of Godless Nymphos that have only one thing on their two-bit 3 synapse brains...
To suck away every drop of your precious Bodily Fluids!!!
You are Better than that.
You are smarter than that.
You have your own fate in the palm of your own warm and well lubricated hands.
Don't let Dr. Love's advice allow you to become estranged from your Love of Self.
Ride your own Joy!
Last edited by OrionzRevenge; 02-13-2014 at 06:21 AM.
Originally Posted by OrionzRevenge
I LUVZ IT!
I'm only a bit surprised you opted for a ruddy instead of Bright Red Betelgeuse.
I'll make a conciliatory tonal gesture.
Goddamn it, it was supposed to look red! Arrghh!
^^^I'm not looking a gift horse in the mouth mind you.
I think this is my first Valentine's Card since the 90s
Spoiler: Shhhhh! ...Listen?
D'awwwww, thanks Ozzyyyy!!!
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