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    What can you do when life gives you lemons?

    Besides making lemonade.

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    Throw them all up in the air and hope they land on someone. Or, learn to juggle really well. Both maybe.
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    Fire them from a potato gun. At people who deserve it.

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    make confetti from the rinds and use it the next time you want to throw a sad miniature party.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chobani View Post
    make confetti from the rinds and use it the next time you want to throw a sad miniature party.
    invite only yourself to that party.
    WORKJIGGLYPLAY
    HARDxBUTTxHARD

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    Make life take the lemons back.

    It's obligatory, sorry.

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    Eat them and make yourself like it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarah Silverman
    And when life gives you AIDS I say, "make lemonAIDS!"
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    Let them sit for a bit, until they get kind of soft. Smush them all up like grapes and discover the next great thing: lemon wine. Closely related to lemon whine. Never whine over lemons. There are worse things life can give you. No, really.
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    make invisible ink

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