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    Exclamation Goat-savers

    We need these, just in case.

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    Poor billy. He knows he's too fat to play with the cool kids.

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    Have I mentioned recently how much I love goats? I think my next dog will be a goat.
    --Mention of these things is so taboo, they aren't even allowed a name for the prohibition. It is just not done.

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    The "goats in equilibrium" title made me expect the goats to be a lot more peaceful and considerate than they actually are. They don't even know how to share or be happy with what they have.
    Last edited by Dot; 02-19-2014 at 05:17 PM. Reason: don't even even don't...

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    Quote Originally Posted by chobani View Post
    The "goats in equilibrium" title made me expect the goats to be a lot more peaceful and considerate than they actually are. They even don't know how to share or be happy with what they have.
    True, it's not the very Acme of Self-Actualization Acumen. It's kinda like the best that most of us can hope for...
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    The two small goats hit on a good solution when they climbed up the steel sheet from opposite ends. Would they be smart enough keep doing it, though?
    "Allow me to introduce myself. My name is reality. Your cries do not move me." -- Sistamatic

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    @Randall this concerns you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chobani View Post
    The "goats in equilibrium" title made me expect the goats to be a lot more peaceful and considerate than they actually are. They don't even know how to share or be happy with what they have.
    For goats, that is equilibrium: any of them can be on top next.

    Furthermore, it looks to me like they are sharing and are incredibly happy with what they have. You sound like you've never figured out how to enjoy playing "King of the Mountain". You have my pity. It was an awesomely fun way to wait for the school bus in the second and third grade.
    --Mention of these things is so taboo, they aren't even allowed a name for the prohibition. It is just not done.

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    I declare this the best thread on the forum. Please lock all the other threads and sticky this one.

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    Just a reminder that this is a thing now. It is happening. You can give them your money.



    And in the interest of keeping things cute:

    BEAR ATTACK! RAWR!

    MAUL! SNAP! RAWR!
    --Mention of these things is so taboo, they aren't even allowed a name for the prohibition. It is just not done.

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