HELP! I have fallen into a FB nostalgia trap!

[Delilah]

How do I escape?

Go!

[rincon]

What is this "facebook" you speak of?

[LordLatch]

It's fake. It should be called fakebook.

[flurps]

The NSA has tapped into the entire website? It's fair, though that they probably won't pay a ton of attention to any single individual if they aren't brown or trying to overthrow the government.

[Delilah]

If I had a dick, this is when I would tell the NSA to suck it.

[msg_v2]

Don't leave Facebook! Otherwise Monsanto might take over your Farmville.

[giegs]

What's facebook nostalgia?

I like that it let's me know that a bunch of people I like in meatspace are secretly morons in public forums.

[Spartan26]

Is this from seeking out former crushes to see what's up? The only thing I can suggest is setting a time limit before you go on. I liked the old way of searching. I could put in a school and a graduating class year and just go through line by line. Found a good number of people that I actually knew but wouldn't have thought to search for them or thought of their name w/out that ability. For me it was the novelty wearing off and just needing to get more done.

Are you making contact or just doing some stalking?

[Delilah]

Ish. The last thing I need are more dudes sniffing around my precious junkette.
No, FB is the only contact I have with some of my extended and distant family, and being extended and distant i tend to like them better. I'm sure you understand.
Anyway, I also have a stupid amount of old School chums on there and that night they got me and I couldn't escape! It was......icky.

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[LordLatch]

Ish. The last thing I need are more dudes sniffing around my precious junkette.

Is this a big problem? There's prolly a cream for that.