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    Research shows that a pet can improve your overall wellbeing. Research also shows that cleaning up poop, remembering to buy special food is a nuisance. This is to say nothing of the potential for property damage from a bored animal--a factor that by itself causes many landlords to prohibit them or require onerous deposits to offset the expected damage a pet will do. (Personally, I think they should have even larger deposits where children are involved.)

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    Most pets are very social creatures, so will be happy to bond with you and your co-masters. The pets will live at our made-for-pets facilities. They won't be locked into little cages or kenneled. They will be given a suitable stimulating and enjoyable environment suitable for a lifetime of fun frolic. They will also be given good food and quality healthcare as such needs arise--and of course, we pick up the poo so you don't have to!

    There are many pay options available to meet any budget, but please note that outside of our platinum package, we cannot guarantee that any specific resident will be available for your playtime. Platinum plan holders may reserve a particular animal for a specific playtime date, and every reasonable effort will be made to ensure that that pet is available at that time. However, the health and wellbeing of the animal supersedes, and if it is necessary to break your playdate, and a suitable surrogate cannot be agreed on, we will credit additional time to your PlayAccount, so you can catch up when we're sure they are ready to play again.

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    undercookedlightbulbcake.com

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    cooking oil recycler kitchen countertop gadget

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    waterproof to-do writing board/display for inside the shower wall cuz i keep forgetting to exfoliate
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    The use of yellow and purple for hot and cold instead of red and blue. Create new visual associations!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scrubjay View Post
    The use of yellow and purple for hot and cold instead of red and blue. Create new visual associations!
    objectionnnn. reminds me of the fucking lakers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rokki balbotox View Post
    objectionnnn. reminds me of the fucking lakers.
    Counterpoint... .the covers of the Foundation Series by Isaac Asimov.
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    Outside vented garbage cans. For those with vented ranges, just run a hose from the duct to a port in the garbage can. No more stinky garbage!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BarIII View Post
    Outside vented garbage cans. For those with vented ranges, just run a hose from the duct to a port in the garbage can. No more stinky garbage!
    Instead, New and Improved: Hot Stinky Garbage!

    I'm not seeing the selling points on this one.
    Every master plan has one overarching contingency that will be required for success: desenrascanço. In light of this, it is tempting to skip the planning phase and just make desenrascanço your master plan. I don't recommend this, but it has worked out for me in the past to an alarming degree. The problem is it keeps you too focused on the short term to ever improve your situation in the long.
    --Meditations on Uncertainty Vol ξ(x)

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