What would it say?
What would it say?
"A new immortal appeared in front of you. Would you like preparations of inception?"
WARNING: breaks into Bollywood dance numbers without provocation.
Yes, I smell like a horse. No, I don't consider that a problem.
Don't be offended. He didn't mean you, personally.
Keep away from donuts
Just a label? I think I would need a little warning booklet that probably no one would read. But here's one:
May become temperamental if not fed regularly.
May cause drowsiness. Do not operate heavy machinery..
All lives end. All hearts are broken. Caring is not an advantage. Mycroft Holmes
I am not programmed to harm human beings. Baymax
Warning: May Cause Suicidal Thoughts
this is the kind of shit I'm talking about:
Last edited by flurps; 03-22-2014 at 11:40 PM.
Trick question. I am the most undangerous and unoffensive person alive.
I've one for my dad: Do not feed chicken nuggets.
Seriously, if he eats two or more, don't get into an enclosed space smaller than the Death Star with him. Then again, the Death Star has to be using recirculated air, so don't let him on your Death Star either until at least 24 hours after the last nugget was consumed.
Most of time, when people ask why something terrible happened, they don't realize they are looking for someone to blame.
--Meditations on Uncertainty Vol ξ(x)
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